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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 29, 2011 21:23:33 GMT -5
 Well Hello there.... My name is Ty. Yes I am the survivor formerally known as Tyson. However due to my major mishap in the past (which we shall not talk about and was in NO WAY associated with Russell Hantz)... i have decided to go by Ty. Will it stick... probably as well as I wanted to stick with Sierra (which was not a lot) but I think it has a nice ring to it. "The winner of Survivor Cretaceous Experiment..." TY!!!! Well enough about me... what do you like? You can't legally talk to me? Your job is only to hold the camera? Hmm... well i guess I can continue to talk about myself... because I am the star of the show, am I not? Well okay here it goes. I am 31... formerly a cyclist now I am a stay at home bachelor. Its a pretty stressful job. I have a hungury mouth to feed and occasionally a diaper to change. The reason I believe I have a very good chance to win this game. Is I have something that I believe most of the other competiters to do have and will never obtain in their sad pathetic lives. "Suave" What is Suave you may ask Suave - smoothly agreeable or polite; agreeably or blandly urbane. Well when i first picked the word I thought it meant undeniably handsome and charming... so we shall go with that. I have already talked to a few members of the cast. Mostly the females. Monica, Alina, Ashley are the victims prey. As well as Adam who I am suspecting to secretly be of the oppisate gender (I know i was shocked too). I belive all four of them are mesmorized by my ways and will no doubt follow me all the way to the end of the game giving me their utmost. Breaking News... Ashley is male. Whatever... I am Parvati I can flirt with all genders and species (im not 100% if i could flirt with a hobbit like she did). Okay enough from this opening confessional. Its amazing what i can do talking to only 4 people? Well i guess its not surprising. My name isn't Ty for anything. As of now. I like Alina the best, followed by Ashley, Adam, then Monica. But there all cool. I'll keep you updated. I take questions as well. |
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 29, 2011 21:23:58 GMT -5
this looked a lot longer when it was typed out.
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 30, 2011 19:00:15 GMT -5
I Love my head shot... i was complaining explaining to Crystal... how I think Tyson's HvV hair was much more epic.
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Post by Elisabeth on Jun 30, 2011 19:36:39 GMT -5
lol and how did she respond?
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 30, 2011 20:31:43 GMT -5
She probably agreed. I don't really know...
I wasn't really paying any attention
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Post by Elisabeth on Jun 30, 2011 20:37:49 GMT -5
She probably agreed. I don't really know... I wasn't really paying any attention dualy noted on how great of a listener tyson is  !! lol Probably were playing with your hair at the time making sure it looked good huh. |
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 30, 2011 20:42:45 GMT -5
I was looking in the local pond trying to get a good reflection of myself and thinking about how amazing im going to look when this airs on CBS.
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jun 30, 2011 23:42:18 GMT -5
We found out a very crucial fact tonight.
Carnivores are lazy dicks...
We left the hardest dig site for poor old Paloma. Who can't even figure out how to check in. Its like telling a blind person to go through a maze. Its not going to get done. With that said the rest of our tribe isn't people i am particularly feeling safe with. I briefly spoke to Adam, Alina, and Ashley. Haven't talked to Paloma, though I am sure no one has. I periodically make fun of Colby.
Uh Oh Spaghettio.
Well i got Kel on my tribe who is by far right now my number one ally. We are like best buds.
Me and Tom also have seemed to click, and James isn't that bad.
But more about the carnivores... we left poor Paloma out to dry and hopefully she either picks up the slack OR just doesn't show up.
Because we can't have her playing a necklace at the first tribal.
But for now... Elisabeth will you go to tribal council with me tomorrow night?
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Post by Elisabeth on Jul 1, 2011 4:16:27 GMT -5
of course I will! I will always be there  |
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jul 1, 2011 15:11:10 GMT -5
Well the rumor going around is both Paloma and David have done shit and it will come down to the tribe that has the most posts. Right now we are down by 600 posts and I could very well make that up with Kel.
But were not. Yes I would love to win immunity... but I don't feel worried if we don't win. This tribe isn't permanant so I honestly really don't care if we lose a member because it will be Paloma. And if for some reason she plays her necklace I can turn the tables on Colby. Either way one of the people who annoy me will be eliminated first.
As for my realtionship from Kel... I think he is getting mixed signals. I know I am super attractive and awesome to talk to... but I'm not gay. So don't call me babe. I am not that pig from Charlotte's web.
Strike 1 Kel. Don't get on Tyson's bad side.
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jul 1, 2011 23:08:03 GMT -5
I hope David comes back and uses his immunity necklace... I think that would cause some mass paranoia among the herbivore tribal council. And that would be really funny.
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Post by Elisabeth on Jul 2, 2011 2:21:18 GMT -5
herbivore??
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jul 2, 2011 9:55:02 GMT -5
I didn't really pay attettion to who actually lost... Only that it wasnt us. So it was a total guess.
I hope panic arises at omnivore tribal council.
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jul 2, 2011 16:31:28 GMT -5
Well it looks like I have found my coach... and not in a good way.
Kel is a really nice guy. Easily the nicest guy in this cast, but he is really clinging to me and frankly its getting kind of annoying. I really don't want to talk to you 24 hours of the day... 2 or 3 is plenty. I'm also not comfortable with you sharing super personal things. I've known you 3 days.
I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU CALLING ME BABE.
But In the end He needs me because I feel he is emotionally unstable and I guess Tyson is going to have a handicap because he has to sheppard a baby to the end with him. This will be interesting.
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Post by Ty Apostol on Jul 3, 2011 2:04:47 GMT -5
An odd fact i've found is that I don't think I have never been on the site without one of you lovely hosts being on. You guys are so active its great...
<3
*Tyson Hug*
haha enough HomoTyson. I'm bored so I thought I would right a confessional. I've kind of stopped talking to everyone. I think everyone knows that I am here to play but for now I might try to stay under the radar? But whose kidding i can't play under the radar.
so hah this will be interesting. Maybe i'll have hypothetical convos and fights in here so i won't be noticed.
*shrugs*
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